Homework’s piling and piling… 

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I’m totally expecting my brain to explode any day now. 



struck--by--sebastian asked: Stud Evans.

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I’m totally digging the name. Coming from you… I hope you ain’t about to start hitting on me again, Sebastian. I told you already, I’m not into dudes.  



The Biebs has been hit with another baby claim! 

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Think we’ve totally gone through this thing enough with the whole Mariah Yeater baby incident. Didn’t think any other lady would be crazy enough, after seeing how that all turned out, to claim stuff like that. I totally don’t think it’s true, I guess we’ll just have to wait it out and see where all this goes. It’s probably total junk. 



Hey, Puckerman! 

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Miss Gomez is totally spoken for by the Biebs. I’m sure it’s pretty much bro code for the Justin Bieber Experience that we don’t go for Justin’s lady. No-go, my friend, no-go.



Totally feel a little bad for the Biebs… 

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Getting booed at those Billboard Awards was a pretty big thing, think it’s the first whole backlash the dude’s got for what he’s been doing lately. He looked pretty shocked about the whole thing. Don’t agree with, like, what he’s been up to and stuff, what I’ve been hearing about in the news… I’m just kinda hoping the guy fixes everything, puts things right. If he don’t, damn, I’m pretty sure things will go even more downhill from here on out. 



See some familiar faces. 

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How’s it going, everybody? Nice to see y’all on this thing. Pretty reassuring knowing I’m not totally alone with the robot. There’s good robots and there’s the evil robots, I totally don’t wanna take any chances. Some of you guys I haven’t seen in a super long time! I guess this’ll be our way of some awesome catching up.